Introduction of a prophet tends to have its complications. Some kind of dramatics is needed from the very beginning to get a good start for the legend. The Greeks had Afrodite gallop up from the sea, but the beaches were so full of plastic junk now that the stunt was no longer usable. It would hardly add to the divinity of the Prophet, if She would clomp up from the polluted sea, reeking of rotting seaweed, fruit flies swarming around Her slimy hair and a Walmart bag around Her ankle. More like a beached whale than God’s Prophet.

“I’m out of ideas,“ said God to Himself in Hebrew. “Dammit, let’s go with the Star Wars cliche again. I don’t think George Lucas would mind. He did not claim copyright violations when we used it with Jesus – why would He now?“ he continued, this time directing the words at your humble narrator.

“Virgin stunt it is,” the system admin replied.

Planting the embryo to the womb as an already fertilized package has several merits. Not only does it give plausibility to the prophet claims, but it also provides more precise control over the Prophet’s genetic composition. God envied George Lucas for coming up with the stunt that made the guy the first English – speaker to outrank Him.