The Back-Up Colony

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The Grump administration sends a colony of artificially intelligent robots and biologically dumb Irish to Mars to maintain a backup copy of the Terrestrial life, but the overpaid Silicon Valley hippies designing the robots screw up big time.

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Description

The Earth is doomed. In a few hundred million years, the expanding Sun will exterminate all life. That is, if we are tremendously lucky and avoid the impact of a killer asteroid.

But not to worry. We have reached the point in evolution where we can make inorganic, improved copies of ourselves. Send a colony of them to Mars first and then colonize the entire universe. And while at it, maintain a database of Earth life for the biomass nostalgics.

Human brain structure can finally be modeled by 2030, but perhaps some common sense is due when selecting the human whose brain structure to copy…

Check out how Ms. K, Melon Fusk, Harri Kirvesniemi, Tuomo Ylipulli and rest of the crew manage the escalating crisis on Mars. Not forgetting the gay Thomas Wassberg.

Parental guidance recommended: contains interracial interaction that may be seen sexual in nature, and a shipload of foul language.

 

After a successful PayPal transaction, you receive a download link to the ePub, mobi (Kindle) and pdf files. In the pdf file, each page is visibly watermarked with your name. The ePub and mobi files have no visible watermarks. Instead, they have a digital fingerprint that can be traced back to the purchase. In case of any problems contact me at riku@thebackupcolony.org

NOTE FOR MAC USERS: There have been a couple of instances where the return to the download page from PayPal has failed. The common nominator seems to be a Mac + either Safari or Firefox browser. The problem is under examination by the service provider. Meanwhile, I will fix the missing orders by “hand” so that you will get an email with the download links. Sorry for the inconvenience; hopefully, the issue will be sorted out soon.

 

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